This isn't such a big deal when you think about my son running for president against a bunch of politishinz, because God inspires my son, Michael. It's only going to take 250 million dollars in campaign dough nations to win the election and send Barky Obama packing. That's all. In their high horse world, money talks, so we will have our share of bill boards and radio ads and tv ads, too!

250 mill might sound like a ton of money, but it's peanuts in our six trillian dollar economy - only ten million copies of New World Hors D'oeuvres, which everyone you show it to will want to have their own copy of because my son is the one who was on the ship 40 days and 40 nights who held the pen and wrote down what "our LAN lord uh pin heaven" revealed to him, in his Television Scripture.

The Federal Election Commission was made for my son's Lev campaign because matching funds is the politishinz' reelection ponzi scheme. They created the Federal Election Commission for one reason— to keep themselves in office. Matching funds from the government gives them plenty bucks to pay off local party bosses. But that was before I came along!

So here is our plan for bankrupting the FEC: everybody who donates $20 to Levinson for President gets their own copy of New World Hors D'oeuvres, and then when the matching funds comes from the FEC, all the donators you rustle up get their campaign loan donation back.

First you get an empty box and cut a big circle out, glue a safety pin on, and on the inside part where there isn't anything written, make some fancy colorful letters "LEV CAMPAIGN" and underneath: 'Official Volunteer Workr.'

Then you introduce yourself, "I'm Johnny Campaigner I live two blocks away on such&such street."

You hold up your copy of New World Hors D'oeuvres and announce you are working in the Michael Levinson campaign for president.

At this point you might meet with resistence because whomever you are talking to knows you are trying to get them to give you money, so you could use a soft sell. You tell the person you are talking to that you want them to get a copy of

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You tell them they could order it online from Amazon.com but you want them to consider making a $20 campaign contribution instead of paying Amazon $12.40 plus shipping; that they should write a check pay to the order of Levinson for President and give that over to you. You will send the check into campaign headquarters and when ther book comes you will personally deliver it.

Explain you are one of thousands of kids all over the country knocking on doors, and when we raise $5000 in twenty separate states we qualify for matching funds, besides the right to make a nationwide speech, and when the matching funds comes you will be back to see them with a check for the $20.00 they gave you.

Then you either collect a check on the spot, or you give them a piece of paper in your own handwriting or printing, the website where they can read to their heart's delight - not policies or positions but SOLUTIONS! On the same piece of paper, your name and your telephone number. Make them promise to call you back, either way!

Every person you convince to make a $20 donation, in exchange for a copy of New World Hors D'oeuvres and the promise they get their twenty dollars back when the matching funds comes, is your customer.

Your goal should be no less than 100 people,because for every round of matching funds they will be worth a total $500 for you. Lotta milkshakes!

So you start someone out, your next door neighbor, with a $20 contribution. They get their own copy of New World Hors D'oeuvres, compliments of the campaign. Then, when the matching funds comes, you get a check, pay to the order of them, for $20. Then you deliver their check and get the opportunity to sell them a bill of goods on a reup - on their behalf — you will send that matching fund check back to campaign headquarters. Then when the next round of matching funds comes you will be back again with the check, (and reup an additional $5 for you because campaign volunteer workers have to have some walking around money during the campaign to get a milkshake.

There will be plenty enough dollars to go around for every buddy.

Out of the first 250 million dollars we raise, $50,000,000 dollars is earmarked for all my volunteer door knockers (you) so ten million copies of New World Hors D'oeuvres is a very doable goal. It's up to you, once you and all your friends get started. Fact is I'm shooting to raise twice that much money, because in the big shot politishin world money is the only thing that talks. What's a half billion dollars between friends, anyway? Don't forget, shlepers, with matching funds, the more I raise in the race for the two parties' nominations, the more I'll have for the general election and the more you out there, my campaign volunteers, are going to have in your pocket for yourselves!

There should be plenty enough dollars to spread around. 50,000 campaign volunteers X $2000 raised by each = 100 million dollars, or more, so get involved! There is more than enough for all my down home volunteer fund raising crews, team leaders and networking mavins, too, and still have enough for other local activities, like placing radio ads, based on which stations you advise us to go after, billboards and so forth, and for local politics the old fashioned way. It's the grass roots give-you-get kick back, dummies. Money for you; there for the asking. A chicken in every pot. My son is a master at the art of pallah tics. I taught him everything.

Join the Lev campaign! It's your opportunity to channel thousands of unregulated tax free dollars into your own side pockets! We are going to bankrupt the FEC and turn their corrupt electoral $$$ process right on its head! That's the plan.

With all of us working together, you as campaign volunteers and me, Mary Levinson, strategic kitchen leader, we will definitely dump their bureaucratic two party system.