*** Bankrupt FEC ***
It isn't such a big deal when you think about running for president against a bunch of politishinz, because God inspires my son. It's only going to take 250 million dollars in campaign dough nations to win the election. That's all. In their high horse world, money talks, so we will have bill boards and radio ads and tv ads, too!
250 mill might sound like a lot of money, but it's peanuts in a six trillian dollar economy - only ten million copies of The Book ov Lev, which everyone you show it to will want to have their own copy of because The prophetic Book ov Lev was given to my son and The Book comes from God. My son is the one who was on the ship 40 days and 40 nights who held the pen and wrote down what "our LAN lord uh pin heaven" revealed to him.
The Federal Election Commission was made for the Lev campaign because matching funds is the politishinz' reelection ponzi scheme. They created the Election Commission to keep themselves in office. Matching funds from the government gives them plenty to shmear around. But that was before I came along!
So here is my plan for bankrupting the FEC: everybody who donates $25 to Levinson for President gets their own copy of Michael's book of living prophesy, The Book ov Lev, and then when the matching funds comes from the FEC, the donators get their campaign loan donation back plus an extra two bucks cash in the envelope to cover incidental expenses, like a trip down to the post office.
So you start with a $25 contribution. You get your own copy of The Book ov Lev, compliments of the campaign. Then, when the matching funds comes, you get a check for $25 plus a crisp Jefferson $2 bill in the envelope from our Levinson for president headquarters. Then you get the opportunity to reup - send that matching fund check back to us and reup your contribution to the Lev campaign. Then
I love it. There are plenty enough dollars to go around for every buddy. MOUSE CLICK HERE for more details about your part in my grand slam strategy to elect my son president!!!
Out of the first 250 million dollars we raise, $50,000,000 dollars is earmarked for my volunteer door knockers so ten million Books ov Lev is a very doable goal. It's up to you, once you and all your friends get started. Fact is I'm shooting to raise twice that much money, because in the big shot Buckleyfied world money talks. What's a half billion dollars between friends, anyway? Don't forget, shlepers, with matching funds, the more I raise in the race for the republican nomination wink wink, the more I'll have for the general election and the more you out there, my campaign volunteers, are going to pocket for yourselves!
There should be plenty enough dollars to spread around at least $100,000,000 soft money dollars. 50,000 campaign volunteers X $2000 a piece = 100 million dollars, or more, so get involved! More than enough for all my down home volunteer fund raising crews, and networking mavins, too, and still have enough for other local activities, like radio ads, billboards and so forth, and for local politics the old fashioned way. It's the grass roots give-you-get kick back, dummies. A chicken in every pot. My son is a master at the art of pallah tics. I taught him everything.
Join the Lev campaign! It's your opportunity to channel thousands of unregulated tax free dollars into your own side pockets! We are going to bankrupt the FEC and turn their corrupt electoral $$$ process right on its head! That's the plan.
With all of us working together, you as campaign volunteers and me, Mary Levinson, strategic kitchen leader, we will definitely dump their bureaucratic two party system.