Michael Stephen Levinson for President of United
States!
The Political Pac Program
This statement is from my son's 2000 campaign literature Elect a poet prophet president every buddy benefits!
Michael Stephen Levinson Candidate for President
I, Mary Levinson, am the president's mother. Also, the oldest webmaster spirit in cyberspace. Here is my son's program for lobbyists who form PACS,etc. Rich folks who regularly put up buckets of ducats read!
These are the terms. PACS contributing to Levinson for President campaign are guaranteed access to the president, by the president, after the election, in the following manner:
(You don't have to be a PAC to use the PayPal button)
After the election you will get a top secret cell phone number. One designated member of the PAC may use the number, once only, on any morning - Monday through Thursday - when, upon tuning into Lev-Span TV, the President's proposed morning cable show with its unblinking camera eye on in the Oval Office, and it appears the President is between meetings conducting the business of running the government. My son the President may be listening to Duke Ellington and Louis Armstrong, or Chet Baker, or picking his nose and reading the paper . . . then you call. But when the President is meeting with the cabinet, or anyone - something is going on - you do not call! Dummy! You get one cell phone call to the Oval Office opportunity. Don't waste it!
The PAC (you) will also have an email alias address that will reach the President's eyes only. But the PAC (you) won't be heard from with comment, quest chin, or request to meet, unless there is something serious going on - a bill in Congress - that is, from your point of view, very earth shaking bad news. He will give you that chance to state your case with him!
In this manner, Regardless the issue, Your PAC will have the go ahead To touch base with the boss, And come to the White House To lobby your case. Lev is willing to listen to any buddy, About any issue before the Congress, For 60 seconds. Whatever the issue, Your PAC should be able to Condense your point of view What you want and why Into a New York minute. My son does not suffer fools. Nor will he have time to shmooze. Nor can he be bought; But his door will be open to your plea Because you gave him a hand. Cough up schmuck! Make a dough nation.
For every thousand dollars raised your PAC is guaranteed at least one minute of time via email or cell call with the President, after the election, before the inauguration. One minute per every thousand dollars with the President elect; not an aide. Like Abraham Lincoln, Lev is running a tight campaign and does not have any aides.
In advance of any organized campaign dough nation, or individual donation, he is willing to meet and speak to you, and take unbridled questions from you, or any committee, group, or organization with an interest in supporting his candidacy. My son only talks truth - and doesn't use cue cards.
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