This statement is from my son's
2000 campaign literature
Elect a poet prophet president
every buddy benefits!

Michael Stephen Levinson
Candidate for President

I, Mary Levinson, am the president's mother. Also, the oldest webmaster spirit in cyberspace. Here is my son's program for lobbyists who form PACS,etc.
Rich folks who can put up buckets of ducats read!

These are the terms. PACS that contribute to Levinson for President campaign are guaranteed access to the president, after the election, in the following manner:

(You don't have to be a PAC to use the PayPal button)

After the election you will receive a top secret cell phone number. One designated member of the PAC may use the number, once only, anytime, on any morning - Monday through Thursday - when, upon tuning into Lev-Span TV, the President's proposed morning cable show with its unblinking camera eye on in the Oval Office, it appears the President is not overbooked with the business of running the government. The President may be listening to jazz, picking his nose, and reading a newspaper . . . then call. The President is meeting - something is going on - do not call! Dummy! You get one cell phone opportunity. Don't waste it.

The PAC (you) will also have an email alias address that will, guaranteed, reach the President's eyes only. But the PAC (you) won't be heard from with comment, quest chin, or request to meet, unless there is something going on - a bill in Congress - that is, from your point of view, very earth shaking bad news. He will give you a chance!

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In this manner, regardless the issue, your PAC will have the ability to get in touch, and possibly even make an appointment, and come to the White House to lobby your case. He is willing to listen to any buddy, about any issue before the Congress, for 60 seconds. Whatever it is, the PAC ought to be able to condense their point of view - what they want and why - into maximum 60 seconds. He does not suffer fools. Nor will he have time to shmooze. But his door is open to your plea. Always.

For every thousand dollars raised the PAC is guaranteed at least one minute via email or cell with the President, after the election, before the inauguration. One minute per thousand dollars, maximum, with the President elect; not an aide. Like Abraham Lincoln, he is running a tight campaign and does not have any aides.

In advance of any organized campaign dough nation, or individual donation, he is willing to meet and speak to you, and take unbridled questions from you, or any committee, group, or organization with an interest in supporting his candidacy. My son only talks truth - and doesn't use cue cards.

Send email to
jacklegsjumpingup@earthlink.net

Michael Stephen Levinson